Bingo! Poem by teresam!
SWIZZLING!!!
sappy you requested
a swizzling poem ya said
i think i finally got one
but oh me bliddy head!
im only sorry i took so long
to write this silly poem
but its really very hard to do
an make time for bingo too
twasnt very long ago
the fair was in our place
so of i went with daughter in tow
to have some fun an stuff me face
oh the bright lights lit the sky up
the music was soo loud
when i spotted me the dodgems
so i went an joined the crowd
while zooming round in my wee car
i happened to glance out
i spotted me the swizzler
i wanna go on that yolk to me daughter i dids shout
well in we got and clean 4got
to put the bliddy straps on
but this geourgeous bloke
came rushing round
an buckled me up safe an sound
within minutes i was swizzling
i couldnt get enuff
oh i thought of hubby lying at home
while i hads me fairground ruff
as the ride it ended
i said i wont get out
ill go for another swizzler
before the nite is out
spent the whole nite riding
on this wonderful machine
the hunky looking fair guy
said that i was keen
but me swizzling days is over now
the fair has since moved on
but when theyre back next summer
ill be there with all me bells on!!
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