Ok, I know that most of you already feel that Paddy’s CMs are not quite all there… But after you have read my true story of the week, I hope that you will appreciate that I, at least, am normal (well kind of..!)

It started off a few week’s ago in fact, when I bought two tiny Rankin’s Dragons. Rankin’s Dragons, for those of you who are unfamiliar, are in fact, reptiles - lizards, to be more exact. I’ve always wanted a lizard, and these two cuties were irresistably gorgeous, and they were waving frantically at me in the shop and mouthing “buy me mum, buy me mum!” through the glass jail that was their temporary home… So I simply had to oblige and made my purchase.

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Remember the time you had the loo roll stuck on your shoe? What about the time when your skirt was tucked into your knickers? Lipstick on your teeth? Come on ladies, it’s happened to all of us. And left us red-faced for hours afterwards…

We want to hear about your cringeworthy moments cos we all know the feeling and hate when it happens. But looking back now, at least we can laugh!