WOOHOO the diamond room is open,
Now that its 7 o clock
People slowly filter in
But we’ve no cm till 8 o clock

So we spend the hour just bingoing
And talking to ourselves
Where is that bliddy cm
We want to get I-SPY going

Sapphire is waiting in the wings,
Impatient to get going,
She has a lot of work to do,
Before it’s time for peeing!!

Oh when the game gets going
It always makes me laugh
To hear the silly guesses
From rabbits to a calf

What strange things in our bedrooms
And in our kitchens too
Anything from bubblegums
To trick shop plastic poo!

Such a shame its near 11
My how the time has flew
But we’ll do againall 2mora night
Sure we’re a bunch of nutters
What else is there to do?

Sapphires getting drowsy now;
Soon she will be dozing;
Players are heading to their beds,
Our diamond room is closing

Play bingo now

Friday night is naughty night
When every1 gets full
Getting spanked by GG
Or bedded by the BULL

SAPPY shes the temptress
Amber shes just swell
Then theres CRY and QUARTZ
Oh an carrot JASPERS there as well

GG’s she’s our goof girl
None can do it better
When it comes to typos
She’s got it to the letter

Not forgetting EMERALD
The sanest of the lot
Mind since her newest baby
I think she’s lost the plot

Paddy sure can pick them
His cm’s are the best
And if I’ve ever hurt you guys
Was only meant in jest

So let’s hear it for our cm’s
Shout it from the top
Cause Paddy’s got the greatest cm’s
The cream of the crop

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