Kids say the funniest things…
A big thank you to winmum for her Holidays From Hell story! We hope none of our Roomies have to put up with any of that carry on this year!
This week’s theme is ‘KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS’. Send your story to promotions@paddypowerbingo.com and you could be in with a chance to win 20BBs and have your story published on the blog!
The winning story will be chosen on Friday 13th June (hmmm - anyone superstitious?)
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June 11th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
When I had taken my fourth newborn home from the hospital, we had been home around four or five days. My four year old son passed me one day as I was breast feeding the new baby and asked with a puzzled look what was I doing. I replied that I was giving the baby some dinner. With his eyes wide open with amazement, he said, “Does spuds and gravy come out of there?”
June 12th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Woken up one cold frosty morning by my daughter, who at the time was 4 years old, to Mum Mum,, quick look out the window. Mum quick look.
I didn’t know what to think so quickly went over to the window to look out.
Look Mum look… It’s the grass. It’s gone blonde.
Eh no answer to that.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:58 am
My daughter was only 3 years old when my best friend gave birth to her son.
On visiting my mother, the obvious question from my mother was, how is the baby, is he tiny.
Racheal replied Oh Nana you should see him, He is tiny and you should see his bum.
What replied my Mum.
Oh Nana he has a little handle on it. The tea got spluttered all over the kitchen.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
one day i wa in the car with my four kids nd there dad, my oldest son aaron repeated a joke which his father told him about a bear in a jungle, i sid u mustnt teach the children such rude jokes, a week later the kids were at there friends bday party and the clown asked if anyone had any jokes,well as you can guess my 7r old repeated the joke his dad told hi and before my son ould finish the clown quickly said he new this one nd aked him to sit down and the rest of the people in the room were in fits of laughter.
June 12th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
one day my son aaron came running to me lauging saying my young daughter of 18mnths was saying the f word to him, i said surely not, how would she, no one around her swears, so she cant possably. a few days later im sittingon the bus with my daughter and my younest son whos 5 mnth and an older lady looksat my kids sying oh what beatiful long eyelashes your kids have and jade says what we thought o be the f word hich turnedout in the ed to be jade trying to say finger,of hichnow she says all the time but alot clearer lol
June 18th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
so gemini. whats the bear joke???