Roomie’s Story of the Week - Mariann

Thanks to all the entrants who sent us in their stories, our roomies certainly have rubbed shoulders with showbiz stars!

This week’s winner was mariann, who wins 20BB’s, below is her story.

This is my story about coming face to face with my ultimate idol Robbie Williams.

I live in Glasgow and Robbie was playing 2 gigs there on the Friday and Saturday night - on the Friday we were about 3 rows from the front - but not close enough for me!! I got up at 7am on the Saturday morning and camped outside the gates - it was pouring with rain and freezing!!! - but that didn’t put me off - all I kept thinking about was getting right down the front and hoping that Robbie would SEE ME !!!

At 4pm the gates opened and it was an almighty charge - I bounced several teenagers out of the way in my quest to get to the front row (I was 38 yrs old by the way). I was finally rewarded when I hit the front row - hanging over the bar (Oh Robbie’s sweat will be dripping on me soon I thought!!)

Robbie came on the stage at around 9pm - I was quite dehydrated at this point - as fear of having to leave my hard earned ‘post’ to have to go pee had stopped me from drinking any fluids….It’ll be worth it - I thought.

Then he came on - my idol - oh my god - I thought - I cant believe I am this close to Robbie!! - I managed to stop myself from fainting as he launched into my fav songs and girated about so close to me I was sure he could hear my heart beat!!

THEN……..my moment came - he was a couple of lines into his 3rd song (cant for the life of me remember what it was now - lol) when he started looking in my direction - I thought - is he singing to me?? - I started to look at the people around me - then looked back at Robbie and sure enough - he was gesturing to me ‘yes its you numpty - enjoy it’….oh I had dreamed about this moment so long - Robbie Williams - standing right in front of me - singing - TO ME!!! and what did I do?? STUCK MY FLIPPIN TONGUE OUT AT HIM!! (as you do)….WELL - Robbie was quite taken aback at this too (I could tell by the totally amazed look on his face at the cheeky old begger in the crowd that had just dared to stick her tongue out at him like a 2 year old) so he grabbed his crotch and gestured towards me as if to say - up yours then!! - to which I proceeded to lick my lips in the most provocative way known to man (I would just like to point out at this stage that yes - I was completely sober!!) Robbie - amazed again laughed and walked back up the stage - about 4 songs later (the length of time it took me to calm down) I text my daughter who was also at the concert but much further behind me with a crowd of her friends (and new boyfriend that I hand’t met yet) I said - oh Robbie just sang to me!!…..and she text back……..YES MOTHER I KNOW - IN FACT WE ALL KNOW - AS YOUR FACE WAS ON THE BIG SCREENS AT THE TIME!!!

Talk about mortified!!!!

Robbie - if you play Paddy Power Bingo (which I am sure you do) I would just like to take this chance to apologise to you for my actions - I just didn’t realise that having your crotch pointed at me so close to my face would make me behave in such a lewd manner!! lmao

Hope you enjoyed

thanks
mariann

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